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dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer
"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"
by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017
mugGet the dirt smurfmug.

Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality
by Mr. Staley January 22, 2016
mugGet the Dirt Cakemug.

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
mugGet the Dirt Bedmug.

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)
Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!
by Real World April 6, 2015
mugGet the dirt stupidmug.

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.
What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!
by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012
mugGet the dirt spankingmug.

Dirt Bunker

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."
by J.Z.. April 30, 2008
mugGet the Dirt Bunkermug.

Dirt Slut

Is the meaning of when a slut exhales and nothing but crap and lies comes out
"Hey, I hear you have a small penis"-katie
"Dang Katie why do you have to be a dirt slut?"
by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018
mugGet the Dirt Slutmug.

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