daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

by OGmud June 23, 2015

Dalyen

A very charming man when you first meet him, but then he turns into a beautiful bundle of love once he opens up to you.
His love is deep and meaningful although he trust’s little. He’s headstrong and always catches his faults. He’s intelligent and very handsome. One of a kind. He’s Dalyen.

Published by: Destiny Redfearn.

Dalyen is amazing

by Dalyen November 22, 2021

willy dally

An act of a mistake, "Willy Dally," is like making a boo boo

ex:You just made a willy dally when your mom caught you pickin your nose.

by Alexander Coolio December 31, 2005

Dashboard Dacryops

Somebody who enjoys their car a little to much, maybe ges a tad teary when it gets dirty or abused. usually a wanna be street racer.

ha look at that wannabe driver, what a dashboard dacryops.

by crashbandicoon October 13, 2011

chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.

Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!

by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017

Dilly Dally

Another name for your penises, cock, pecker

Don't play with your Dilly dally

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.

Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.

by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020