winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

Crust

The word 'crust' has several meanings. It means a person, Whom can spend hours on end in a bed, On a couch etc, Watching a marathon of a TV series or movie, Like Law and Order or The Simpsons or even for a movie Snakes on a plane. A crust is a person who enjoys a take away greasy meal rather than a nice home cooked meal. Or it can be used to refer to doing all of the activities above.

Friend " Oi what are you doing today"

You " Just crusting "

by Danda October 4, 2016

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Stuffed crust

A stuffed crust is when a homosexual man will use the bathroom ( a number 2 ) and not wipe. After an hour when the shit has dried in their ass, they will ask their partner to fuck them raw. Leading to a stuffed crust moment

That last time I got a stuffed crust was at a pizza hut taco bell, I should call him.

by P-wordStank65 January 8, 2021

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023

Pp crust

When cum dries on a pen*s's tip.

Let's suck it!
Ewww is that pp crust.Not sucking that dried cum!

by Rokoprdnemtiuoko December 31, 2021