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Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
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cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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Crustness

The leftover crust from cheescake from Bakers Square, Extra thick graham cracker crust on cheescake
My Cheescake had massive crustness on the bottom of my cheescake.
by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011
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Pizza Crust

Can refer to sex (rough or soft) or someone's penis.
Would you like your pizza crust rough or soft
by Veronicalodgetisdall June 17, 2018
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belly crust

the crust formed inside the stomach when mold inside of your stomach reacts with your stomach fluids. scientifically known as belingus crustacean
jimmy "hey, did you hear mark got belly crust?"
timmy "omg.... thats so sad, i hope he recovers"
by globlinn February 10, 2024
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mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.
Damn, I've got mouse crust!
by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015
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Stuffed crust lemon

Stuffed crust lemon is a dish which has the basic inclusion of lemon inside of the crust. This dish is well know throughout many communities.
Hey Dylan can you go grab some stuffed crust lemon for the party tonight
by Stuffed crust lemon November 15, 2019
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