Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

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Craig Pitman

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

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Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young

There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole

by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024

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CRAIG SAVIN

My name is Craig Bennett and I'm a world wide business owner. I believe I provide so many price point services within my business that I believe I will be saving you more money than my competitors. I believe talk is cheap in majority of situations that don't include business so why don't you check it out and find out for yourself to know the real truth.

When I was a little boy growing up I use to watch a lot of college football so much that the first team to really catch my eyes was the Alabama football team. I always loved the way the team carried them self and how the coaches did to, but there was one person that stood out from the rest not just team, Coach Sabin. Coach Sabin was the goat of coaching football in general so much that he inspired me to be the goat of saving money while buying clothes, so you can look good, feel good, spell good. Why I was intrigued to come up with Craig Savin because my first name is Craig and Savin came from the goat himself Coach Sabin. So I switched it to Savin because I will be the goat of Savin money while shopping with me.

by Craig Savin June 20, 2024

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