Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021

Batt Coon

A batt coon is a very cute dog also known as a Jug half Pug and half Jack Russel Terrier .

Aweeh look at that jug upside down he looks like a bat and a ratcoon. Batt Coon

by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 6, 2010

sewer coon

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.

Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.

by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017

Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner

Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned

by game_takers1 April 28, 2023

coon hater

Coon haters are your average white cops hating and shooting niggas for no reason. Any white person that doesn't have the n-word pass and says nigga/nigger is identified as a coon hater.

YO LeShaun there's a coon hater, we better get out of here or he will shoot us.

by Kloony May 7, 2019

Coon Cricket

A black coon in relation to a moon cricket, black nigger monkey and cotton picking slave

Xavier is such a coon cricket

by mozzylovingmfka28 September 1, 2021