Christian Church

A place commonly mistaken as a peaceful place of worship and prayer, but is actually in reality a place where people with schizophrenia go to make sense of the voices in their head, the rich get richer, and pedophiles find new little boys.

"Did you hear about that time that christian lady from the christian church on Holy Road screamed she heard god in that walmart while St.Henry was fucking that 8 year old boy in the bathroom?"
"Which one?"

by Airylist November 29, 2020

going to church

early Sunday morning code for going to score...

lyft driver: what do you have planned for today?
you: we're going to church

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020

Miku Church

The collective term for fans of Miku Nakano from the Quintessential Quintuplets. They are the most peaceful of the fanbase, fully enjoying Miku instead of pointlessly bickering. You can spot them if they are wearing her trademark headphones, her blue hoodie, or both. They also likely study Japanese history.

Dan: I'm gonna join the Miku Church, I think. She's the best girl after all.
Other Quint fans: B-but...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Church Perspiration

Working so hard at an internship at a church that you start to persipre.

I had a lot of church perspiration today because I worked really hard at my internship

by interns.anonymous September 15, 2011

Church Heels

Heels that should be ONLY worn at church. The heel itself is thin and only about one inch tall. They also may have an unattractive cheap bow on them. These heels should NEVER be worn, unless you're going to church. If you still can't classify what a church heel is, Its the heels you'd see at church as opposed to the heels you'd see at a club. They are pretty much heels that are worn by preteens to church. No grown women should be wearing them or own them really.
This fashion mistake is very popular among teens whose parents don't buy them heels but since they want to look "sexy" and/or "fit in" they will wear their church heels when they go out. The heels usually don't go with the outfit at all.

*Girls night out*
Jessica: Your outfit looks great, but what's up with your shoes?
Rebecca: What's wrong with them?
Jessica: It looks like you got them from your 12 year old sister's closet.

- In conclusion, church heels look weird to wear anywhere but church and/or a funeral.

by I'm Just Saying July 9, 2010

church over

hang over on a sunday

i got wasted saturday and lo and behold sunday packed a mean church over.

by your frickin fat mom January 6, 2008

church pinch

The small amount of dip (or chewing tobacco) in ones mouth that is unrecognizable to the non-dipper.

Redneck #1
"Hey buddy can i get a dip? Im all out!"

Redneck #2
"Sure but dont take it all! Im runnin low myself!"

Redneck #1

"No worries, i just want a church pinch! Thanks buddy!"

by Yote.243 December 30, 2013