Church Heels

Heels that should be ONLY worn at church. The heel itself is thin and only about one inch tall. They also may have an unattractive cheap bow on them. These heels should NEVER be worn, unless you're going to church. If you still can't classify what a church heel is, Its the heels you'd see at church as opposed to the heels you'd see at a club. They are pretty much heels that are worn by preteens to church. No grown women should be wearing them or own them really.
This fashion mistake is very popular among teens whose parents don't buy them heels but since they want to look "sexy" and/or "fit in" they will wear their church heels when they go out. The heels usually don't go with the outfit at all.

*Girls night out*
Jessica: Your outfit looks great, but what's up with your shoes?
Rebecca: What's wrong with them?
Jessica: It looks like you got them from your 12 year old sister's closet.

- In conclusion, church heels look weird to wear anywhere but church and/or a funeral.

by I'm Just Saying July 9, 2010

Church Perspiration

Working so hard at an internship at a church that you start to persipre.

I had a lot of church perspiration today because I worked really hard at my internship

by interns.anonymous September 15, 2011

going to church

early Sunday morning code for going to score...

lyft driver: what do you have planned for today?
you: we're going to church

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020

Christian Church

A place commonly mistaken as a peaceful place of worship and prayer, but is actually in reality a place where people with schizophrenia go to make sense of the voices in their head, the rich get richer, and pedophiles find new little boys.

"Did you hear about that time that christian lady from the christian church on Holy Road screamed she heard god in that walmart while St.Henry was fucking that 8 year old boy in the bathroom?"
"Which one?"

by Airylist November 29, 2020

Church Fags

A group of fags that attempt to act hardcase with retarded words and shitty memes. They also act like hackers when they are clearly delusional and menrally challenged

The church fags are bumming each other to their wannabe trolling again

by felicity69 March 30, 2016

church pinch

The small amount of dip (or chewing tobacco) in ones mouth that is unrecognizable to the non-dipper.

Redneck #1
"Hey buddy can i get a dip? Im all out!"

Redneck #2
"Sure but dont take it all! Im runnin low myself!"

Redneck #1

"No worries, i just want a church pinch! Thanks buddy!"

by Yote.243 December 30, 2013

church over

hang over on a sunday

i got wasted saturday and lo and behold sunday packed a mean church over.

by your frickin fat mom January 6, 2008