chicken my rooster

To give a hand job because when translated into french, it is "Poule mon Cock".

Why don't you chicken my rooster?

by Michael McDougall December 6, 2007

Chicken Watty

Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.

Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!

by 26foghat July 22, 2009

chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.

"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.

by the j-dot November 18, 2011

Chicquittia

A very beautiful and destined to be successful woman. When she loves, she loves for real. She has been through alot, but has become quite the wifey material. This is the type of women you spend your life with. One who scores high in all positive categories.

Mitchell: What's going on Alex?

Alex: "I found my other half, my Chicquittia."

by Ramougan December 4, 2011

Chicks Bro

When girls fail to see the fallacy in their own logic. What she says or does that leaves men stumped.

Me: You get offended too easily.
Her: I can't believe you just said that!

Chicks bro.

by Chicks Bro October 19, 2012

Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin

Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok

by Spuntricky April 13, 2015

Chick Hicks

Lightning McQueen's green frienemy who has a faux mustachio. Won the Piston Cup because McQueen was apparently a kind friend.

Hey, who's that dude in the plastic green mustache???
Oh, that's Chick Hicks.

by Cringeworthy Lemon May 10, 2017