cheese plug

This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.

Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?

Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010

Cheese Cult

Babur's gathering of individuals who respect and celebrate cheese through various studies and creations involving volleyball boys and flavor. Atsumu is ground-up cheez-its.

y/n: lev your hair is cheese colored
Lev: are you in the cheese cult?

by da1chiccjozzy May 25, 2020

Drippy cheese

When you're drunk texting your ex and you have no idea what to say and you just say drippy cheese. Cuz what the fuck. That's going to throw them off; it is funny and who the fuck cares!

Drippy cheese and then like a 🙈!

by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018

Cheese Flop

Noun
Origin: Urban Dictionary combo.

A dumb bitch or slut who fails miserably.

That girl didn't know why there was an echo in an empty room.
What a CHEESE FLOP!

Did you see Sarina try to pick up that gay dude?
Yeah she is a major CHEESE FLOP.

by Ebomb85 June 21, 2011

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Fromunda cheese

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting

Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower

by SlugSurprise June 22, 2008