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cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"
"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."
by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005
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cell-regret

1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.
The cell-regret was terrible after seeing Gary's new phone.
by Daveed May 28, 2006
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cell hell

live in an area where you have to stand just right, on one leg, bend at the waist and MAYBE you'll get a signal!!! Then again, probably NOT!!
Can't hear you--I'm in cell hell!!
by jason's mommy February 6, 2010
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Celler_Cat

A synonym for spam. As in !@##$$^#@#$&&* etc.

Celler_Cat was orignated in the 1980s when a cat sat on a cell phone and texted random signs.
Bob: UGH stop the celler_cat!
by yoman5555 July 11, 2010
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Cell Phone Parathesia

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."
by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012
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Cellfish

Use of cell phone, tablet or computer for more than 8 hours a day
He is a bit of a Cellfish as he can not talk will out a gadget in his hand
by Freedomlife543 January 5, 2017
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splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009
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