Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010

Carlos barrientos

Spick immigrant

Person 1: whos carlos Barrientos?
Person 2: hes a spick immigrant

by Yourmomgay69,000 March 19, 2019

Carlos Kabiling

PERSON THAT SLEEPS ALL DAY AND THEYRE NOT LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON IN DA WORLD.

PERSON WHO DRINKS ALL DAY AND LOVES HIS BABA

*Person*: Yo get some rest

*Carlos Kabiling*: WHY WOULD I SLEEP NOW? I'M NOT LIKE CARLOS I DONT SLEEP ALL DAY AND DRINK MY BABA

by Dharrel November 05, 2020

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

san carlos

the city of ❌good living ✅white people

you live in san carlos?
cracker.

by eggish April 11, 2021

Carlo's Law

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.

Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup

by Jahsehington November 13, 2019

Carlo Oropeza

He is a tennis trash can who only entered varsity because his dad is the coach. He sucks wee wee. And he stupid AF.

Fuck Carlo oropeza is playing. Shit we lost.

by Ancdefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz October 28, 2019