shame cake

Any cake or pastry product consumed after 10:00 PM.
"I was headed to bed, but instead was delayed by a huge slice of shame cake."
by Bag of Awesome February 09, 2010
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cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 05, 2016
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Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,
Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.
by Food41 December 01, 2012
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Cake slut

Noun

A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.
That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.
by Señor Bob Chipes November 06, 2013
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Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.
I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.
by ComplicatedCrab August 08, 2015
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Doberge cake

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.
He's from so far outa town that he doesn't even eat doberge cake.
by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010
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Sesame Cake

A cake, which if you are Tim Curry's character in Congo, you should stop eating.
Mr Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.
by Peter Elliot August 02, 2008
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