boyfriend material

yang hongseok from pentagon

person 1: hey have u seen hongseok’s new selca?
person 2: yeah he’s so boyfriend material. <3

by dnlsgh March 11, 2021

boyfriend bombshell

When the girl you've been interested in chooses the most inopportune moment to inform you she has a boyfriend. Often followed by you punching a baby.

Guy: hey man, do you have any extra babies kicking around I can punch?

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: I'll make you a fresh one, under one condition: it has to be a fatal blow. We don't want it surviving said punch. Brb. Got 9 months of work ahead of me.

Guy: If you'd rather not work the full 9 months, I'd be happy to meet you at the top of a flight of stairs.

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: :) you're the best! BTW, what has caused this baby punching tangent?

Guy: Well, I met this super cute girl the other day, and I was just about to tell her I was warm for her form when she dropped the boyfriend bombshell!

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: Harsh, dude! *hands dude a fresh baby*

by Dave-Landon August 20, 2012

boyfriend block

when a hot ass senior at your college wants your dick but has a boyfriend. you go to her room shes not there but when you leave shes outside and so you walk on by she calls you back but then her fcuking boyfriend shows up and you go back to the dorm to beat it

i almost fucked her but then the boyfriend block came up

by diiiiiiiii October 27, 2007

boyfriend size

Boyfriend Size refers to a man’s penis (usually between 6-7.5 inches) that you’re willing to settle for, typically because their personality makes up for the missing inches.

Oh so you’re boyfriend size. I’m gonna have to see how things go.

by Huddles January 15, 2019

boyfriend bubble

When you get a boyfriend, become completely infatuated with him, and forget your other friends. Your boyfriend then becomes your only friend because you only ever hang out with him.

After Katie started dating Mark, she got sucked in the boyfriend bubble and lost all her friends.

by Amanda banana March 10, 2013

Boyfriend lie

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl

Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Boyfriend: No baby they're fine

Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?

by Twinklenose February 13, 2012

boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013