kangeroo breeder

a person who is already friends with some one on snap chat when they ask

EG i need snap chat names

johndatoilet is mine

im already friends with you ,

you kangeroo breeder

by XXX_MLGPUSSYSLAYER_XXX August 18, 2014

Rabbit Breeder

A person with five or more kids.

It comes from the phrase: breeds like rabbits.

Hey look Paul, that's Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Looks like his wife is pregnant again, and they are already on like their sixth kid! What Rabbit Breeders.

by QuinceyQuidditch February 21, 2014

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

cold breeder

alaskin whore

The Eskimo walked into his igloo looking for his cold breeder .

by ccoooooooop December 25, 2015

Bullet blender

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.

Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-

by Calypsoul99 June 7, 2016

Beauty blender-ing

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.

She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.

by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017