Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.

Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.

by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019

Pig in a blanket

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014

Blankey The Blanket

A Blanket YouTuber. Known as a blanket that makes YouTube videos every month.

I watch Blankey The Blanket On Youtube.

by Kidofrom7 November 18, 2020

Blanket Princess

Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)

*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”

by blanketprincess September 24, 2021

Yellow Blanket

What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.

Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.

by Miss Know it all October 14, 2013

Blanket balls

Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.

Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.

by MikeCattleFish April 29, 2016

Blanket Flip

When you're on your back, you roll back wards and

push your knees in ur cheast and use ur hands to push forward to land on your feet. But all of it is in the air!

Do a blanket flip!!!

by THE Freshman Joe November 5, 2009