a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Rasheed Scott September 1, 2008

bert

Bert. Other wise known as breaking of the wind.

The dog berted 5 or 6 times yesterday.

by I'm you father July 29, 2008

Bert

V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.

That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?

by Bert's Neighbor September 13, 2006

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

berdache

Taken from the French “bardache”. A word used to demonize two spirited Natives of Turtle Island as a part of a systematic demonization of the total inhabitants of Turtle Island so that greed that spilled over from Europe could conquer all the land even the land that Natives of Turtle Island gladly shared with the new arrivals! Helping to make “RED INDIANS” four times more likely to commit a felony than African American! Gateway to learn more Wiki “Two Spirited” through understanding the evil spirits that invaded Turtle Island will be cast aside! Love is a two way street that is never evil! Hate is always evil!

Did you see those faggoted “berdache” pedophiles! Nope no hate there none at all my preacher told me god hates fags! He said god told him I can hate and strike in fear before I know the truth!

by Whitestr8menrpartoftherainbow! September 13, 2009

national prep beatdown day

a day in which people look for, and beat the shit out of preps. annual holiday.

date: june 20th

dude: "what are you doing tomorrow?"
dude 2: "going to beat up some preps!!"
dude:"its national prep beatdown day already?! sweet! im coming!"

by prepkillerohmygawdihatepreps=] March 31, 2009

Berd

A term used to label an intelligent African-American or nigger.

Adonal's lack of skill in basketball has led him to become a berd off the court, tackling political issues, creating poetry and most importantly addressing his lack of appeal to the public.

by Bruce Ng July 28, 2006