A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
Get the Bed Person mug.Similar to a "Booty Call", but not quite a "Friend With Benefits." A Bed Bitch is an acquaintance with whom your relationship's entire foundation revolves around a bed. You have sex, you cuddle, you watch movies, but you're never invited out on dates, to dinner, to meet their friends, etc. You exist as a living, breathing sex doll / stuffed animal to them. The exact terms of this "relationship" are usually not discussed, and they're skirted around if they come up.
"He's totally into me, I've been over to his place 5 nights this week."
"You're totally just his bed bitch.."
"You're totally just his bed bitch.."
by Xtopgunx November 4, 2014
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Get the Bed, Bath, and Beyond mug.An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010
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Get the Bed bug slug mug.The nudging or budging of erogenous zones while in a reclined position instigating an erotic or sexual moment.
"After hooking up with Megan we fell asleep and the next morning I woke up with a hard on so I bed budged her while we spooned and we ended up doing it again. After that we took a shower and fucked again. Awesome!"
by JelloShots Irene's Greenpoint September 7, 2013
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