bare

old fart who usually drives a pussy little prius.

Wow that flamer is so bare in his little car.

by Shoemaker52 February 8, 2008

bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

barely

Term used by only the kintriest of southerners, usually followed by a use of the word tho and/or bet. Usually said as an uncomplete sentence just for the sake of saying it.
started in Baird Texas.

Barely though. freakin' bet bro.

by Notcole123 April 10, 2016

Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

Du lukker bare bøtten, mand

"Du lukker bare bøtten, mand" is a Danish expression equivalent to "you are very beautiful" or "you look great".
It should is usually said with great enthusiasm.

Mick: hey Cecilia! Du lukker bare bøtten, mand
Cecilia: awe thank you Mick, you look great too

by MissHoneySandwich November 19, 2022

bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant

Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with

by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017

Bared Out

When you shoot the ball and it rebounds off the crossbar.

The ball bared out, just like West's chances at Hardvard.

by anonymous October 13, 2021