baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream

Thats an elijah cape baker

by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

Wyatt Baker

A little bitchboy who's goal in life is to do nothing but to displease the people around him.

Damm dude why are you acting like such a Wyatt Baker right now.

by The One Who Is Truthful October 21, 2023

Ohio Baker

even saying this word destroys multiverses, its very powerful.

he is a Ohio Baker

by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023

Faith Baker

Good neighbor

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.

by Musical41111 July 18, 2020

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020