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awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.
OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!
by awkpel November 8, 2011
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Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst
Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."
by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018
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awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.
girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!
by agirl6765 December 13, 2012
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awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
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Awkward Daps

When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.
Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.
by Rookieoftheyear May 13, 2011
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Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye
Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...
by bleachitaway January 6, 2017
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Awkward Ass

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.
by niggadreww September 8, 2006
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