by Jahmela June 11, 2006
Get the auntie mug.by lilmomma1220 April 27, 2006
Get the red headed aunt flow mug.Related Words
The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.
by Misty Johnson February 18, 2008
Get the Aunt Jemima's Gumbo mug.Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
by Wrap it Up December 12, 2009
Get the Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) mug.Aunt jackie iz a dance made by the rapper JASON FOX. hez from harlem. he also made a mix to chicken noodle soup. yu clap yuur handz 2gether an put them over yuur left an right shoulder a lotta timezz. like yur bein cheered bcuzz yuu juss won sumthin. an do summ crazzi shyt wit yur feet to make it look kooler.
by *•¤° tØny °¤•* December 15, 2008
Get the aunt jackie mug.Take a relatively old black woman (at least older than your mom) force feed her seven dry pancakes. Fill her up with syrup...proceed to eat her out. If you followed directions precisely, you should be able to taste the best pancakes of your life.
I'm a volunteer at an old folks home, only because each week this lady in the back corner lets me Aunt Jemima her real dirty.
by BPC@stanford November 6, 2007
Get the Aunt Jemima mug.The next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. THE ULTIMATE TRUMP. It means a win no matter what...
Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
---
Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
---
Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally
by Sally, Aunt Sally December 15, 2008
Get the Your Aunt Sally mug.