Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.

guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.

by woaeyu July 8, 2011

drop and drive

The male version of badonkadonk; a guy with a big ass and thighs. Originally used by Tim McCarver to describe a power pitcher during a baseball broadcast, now useful to point out a bhm with the junk in the trunk to go deep.

The Dodgers' Jonathan Broxton throws hard; he has a lot of drop and drive.

Look at that foine man over there!

Yeah, girl, he got a little drop and drive.

by Mercy April 10, 2010

drive-by friending

the act of friending someone on Facebook, writing something mean on their wall, then unfriending and blocking them.

That jerk Shane is on Facebook now, so I did a drive-by friending on him.

by MichiganJ September 14, 2010

Driving Mong

Ray-Vision YouTube

Raymond is a driving mong

by ar12fan420 August 22, 2021

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022

Driving a Bentley

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.

Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".

by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009