Christian (True Christian)

A person who uses the old "true Christian" excuse to separate themselves from others of their own faith when those others do something wrong or shameful. Often times the "true Christian" doesn't have even a decent grasp of their own religion they profess to honor and will quite often break their own rules and codes of their religion to win an argument. "True Christians" are often loud mouthed about their faith to make sure everyone knows they are Christian as if it earned them some special prize.

However, when a popularity of religion challenge arises, "true Christians" will place that selective title aside to keep their numbers high much like how they'll ignore the other sects of their faith till they've established their numbers, then return to shunning all the other "non-true Christians".

See also "No True Scotsman" fallacy

"Well the Westboro Baptist Church is Christian and they think gays should be killed."

"No, they aren't "true Christians" (Christian (True Christian)) like me"

by menolikey January 19, 2014

Christian

An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.

Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.

by jabal June 2, 2010

Christian

When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!

An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.

by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019

Christian

A kid who’s tried their best, being the nicest person he could be on the outside, funny not so smart but he’s getting there... then the inside he’s been shadowing this for his whole life trying to cover it up, he’s been made fun of told he was a disgrace, wishes he could never be here but he decides to cover it up, and not ruin your day... in the end he is all alone

“Hey you know that kid Christian?” “Yeah he seems super nice” “he is but he’s actually been going through some shit he seems to be torturing himself ...”

by Røckfish Sålåde February 25, 2019

christian

a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 June 6, 2018

Christian

A person who believes in God the Father, Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit as the Creator of everything good in this world, accepts Him into their heart and submit to the direction of the Holy Spirit. That's it. However, this person has a lifestyle that follows because of the change of heart the Holy Spirit gives them. A lifestyle as such: This person believes the bible to be completely true and knows how to interpret it. This person follows Jesus to the best of their ability and asks for forgiveness when they fail. This person is humble and Holy Spirit led instead of emotion led. This person doesn't justify sin. This person tells others about Jesus because of their love and compassion for humanity so that we can all live in paradise with Him as we were meant to from the beginning.

Shawna is such a devout Christian. She is humble, loving, compassionate, bold, confident, non-judgmental, obedient, prayerful, wise and patient.

by Joshua Cadence September 2, 2015

christian

christian is the funniest and coolest guy ever. if you ever need something just ask him. christian is very intelligent and lets you cheat off of him. christian always makes unfunny jokes that still somehow make you laugh (he laughs at everything). christian is the best friend anyone could ask for.

Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize

by Tyrone And Chad September 3, 2020