The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter

Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat

by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

by pan man November 13, 2013

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.

When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".

by PercyJones March 24, 2012

Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
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Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

by Steve Croft November 3, 2014

Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.

Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."

by lullabysummers March 8, 2009

waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out

Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011

by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017