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Noo My Pods!

When a boy has airpods in his ear, and his girl (or sexual partner of choice) takes them out and smushes them into a fine paste/powder. It is then dropped all over the boy and then he is vacuumed up, which then he is launched into the air into the sexual partners breasts. It continues on from there...
Some Bitch: Are you ready for your dih to be sucked?
Guy: Hell yeah! *listening to some shitty music like femtanyl or something*
*then she takes the pods out of his ears and crushes them*
Guy: Noo My Pods!
by 98crobins August 14, 2025
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Pod

Based on international terrorist networks successful use of “cells” a “pod” is a group of neighbors who will band together for online learning and/or homeschooling during the COVID-19 Pandemic, who will further isolate if any member of the group should be comprised by the virus.
Chad didn’t wear a mask so his whole Pod is in quarantine, but at least it didn’t take down half the community.
by DoctorHardware August 18, 2020
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Spare a pod day

December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.
“Hey can I have a pod”

Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
by Bellygoose December 18, 2019
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Pod Creepin

1. The act of listening or going through another person's iPod or MP3 player and hearing a song that you like, and then adding it to your MP3 player. The song is usually one that you know but have not heard in a while.

2. The act of hearing a new song on a friend's iPod or MP3 and asking for the name of it as if you've heard it before, only to go and add it to your MP3 player. When you pod creep, you don't give credit to the original song finder.
1. Nick: "Oh, I can't believe he has Big Pimpin on his iPod. I totally forgot about that song!"

2. Meghan: "Oh! What's the name of this song again?"
Valerie: "My Humps."
Meghan: "Oh yeah. That's right... (adds song to iPod)
Valerie: "She's always Pod Creepin."
by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010
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beef pod

a harem of hefty dudes; typically consisting of 11+ dudes
"Crap my garage door is broken, better call for help from my beef pod."
by Zoomer81 June 28, 2017
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POD

Pillared Ostriches, Doughnutted
Mmm mm mmm mm mmmm MMM! 'Let me out of this POD!'
by Phili-Pbob'Sharsky January 3, 2022
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Tide Pod cream

the white liquid inside a Tide Pod, resembling the look of semen
I don't get why people still like eating Tide Pod cream
by Billiam Beaver June 14, 2018
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