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Cheese Spank

A none Sensical phrase that is equivalent to a "high-five" or "a pat on the back". To affirm or reinforce an activity that would otherwise be uncharacteristic of a particular person or party.
Dude well done you deserve a "cheese Spank" for that one!
by Cheese spank master April 15, 2009
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spank lick

the greatest newb that HALO has ever seen... usually runs with the crew...OHOOMIS, WAD SLAP, AND MANK...watch your ass...he might kill you and then hump you...
oh shit! spank lick just kicked my ass at HALO again...(emphasis on "again")
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
mugGet the spank lickmug.

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.
"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."
by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008
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spank bank

A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.
Damn Snyder's looking fine, he just moved up to number one in my spank bank.
by iraassylaeitak May 25, 2006
mugGet the spank bankmug.

Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.
"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.
by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008
mugGet the Spank Pankismug.

train spank

To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.

To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.

Like getting spanked, except by a train.
I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.

That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
by killa beana April 25, 2014
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