metro sexuality

when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik

okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality

that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality

by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009

metro-sexual

Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."

Don't gay bash me, I'm just metrosexual

by GrrlsBois January 17, 2004

sexual wednesday

(n): the day of the week in which people become extremely sexual and perverted. Mainly influenced by Jenna Marbles.

"OMG that's so perverted Moira, wait, it must be sexual Wednesday"

by 471289569839r321 May 14, 2012

sexually ambidextrous

Bisexual. Someone who goes both ways.

That girl Katie likes girls and guys. She's totally sexually ambidextrous.

by ReginaPhalange2 April 8, 2009

french-sexual

Someone who identifies as French-sexual is highly attracted to people who either can speak French or have a French accent

Person: Dude... I think I'm French-sexual.
Person 2: Dude.. What's that..?
Person: The only people I seem to like are French...

by X.Cross May 24, 2018

Cactus Sexual

Having a sexual attraction to nothing but Cacti.

"Niko is a cactus sexual"

by JesusPieCrust June 18, 2016

sexually sophisticated

Having extensive experience and confidence in the realm of sexual activity and a diverse background in the pleasures of the flesh that leads to understanding, acceptance and the pleasurable application of those things that gets oneself and others off, regardless of taboos or 'standard practices'.

"She considered him sexually sophisticated because not only did he accept and enjoy her specific kinks, but he went at them with gusto and then introduced her to even more interesting ways to get off that were right in line with what she liked."

by simply scott April 7, 2010