Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 7, 2022

nick and jonathan

Big gay

Nick and Jonathan were huge couple goals
They were also big gay

by Biggest fattest gayest August 30, 2018

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

Jonathan king

Jonathan king is an artistic, money chasing, smart, sometimes funny Individual. He knows nothing about sports and has almost no interest in them at all. He’s pretty good at ela but absolutely garbage at math sooooo don’t count on him for that. He also talks about nothing sexual unless its another persons sexual life. He is not afraid to fight and use the objects around him to help him win

Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil

by Biggppchase March 1, 2020

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022