by minitinh October 8, 2020


A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.
by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Jonathan king is an artistic, money chasing, smart, sometimes funny Individual. He knows nothing about sports and has almost no interest in them at all. He’s pretty good at ela but absolutely garbage at math sooooo don’t count on him for that. He also talks about nothing sexual unless its another persons sexual life. He is not afraid to fight and use the objects around him to help him win
Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil
by Biggppchase March 1, 2020

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.
I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

by iamjonathanbyers March 13, 2023

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
