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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
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Harry Potter

Hates Draco but then people think that they should be a couple like girlllllll
by Dracomalfoy48 December 30, 2020
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Harry Potter-y

the vibe was very harry potter-y
by Microwave22 December 9, 2022
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Great Harry Potter Fan

A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.
I'm a Great Harry Potter Fan!

Wow, the Gryffindor emblem!

I have a Slytherin scarf!
by Seaaver May 9, 2019
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Harry Potter

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
by anonymous March 6, 2022
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Harry potter

Lucy - " hey Lottie! What are you reading ? "
Lottie - " harry potter "
Lucy - " ew thats gay "
by sillygreygoose December 9, 2019
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Harry Potter

A character from a JK Roweling book. He came out of the closet and got assaulted by two old men.
Harry Potter’s dick is a three millimetre defeater!
by FouthNose July 6, 2022
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