reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Pop a fatty

To take a fentanyl pill; to ingest fentanyl in any method.

“Yo, this party really ain’t that great. You tryna pop a fatty so it starts feeling better?”
“Dude, I’m not taking fentanyl. It’s literally a grad party in the middle of the day.”
“Man, you just ain’t about it.”

by surfinchezcube May 1, 2021

Fatty Mucktub

A Big old heifer you might see smashing hooch in the club. The kind of person you know that stinks when they get home after 45 bottles of hooch and scranning kebabs like the worlds ending.

Dave: Ere green I dare you to go pull that fatty mucktub propping up the bar
Green: Just call me Ishmael cos I'm going in!
Dave: Yeh the boys (Throws up Hang Loose Gesture)

by BurntHampton November 14, 2018

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Fatty Sled

A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.

Look at that heffer riding the fatty sled! It's barely movin'!

by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016

fatty fatty 2 by 4

Really cool. Antonym: Skinny Skinny 1 by 8.

That concert was fatty fatty 2 by 4.

by M March 9, 2003

Fatty McFatso

See Fatty McFat

That Fatty McFatso is so fat that he was really fat!

by Baz November 30, 2003