Smellies

A word a boy describes cologne or aftershave as when they do not remember what it is called.

Boy: “for Christmas I got some money, clothes and some nice smellies.”

Girl: “what’s smellies?”
Boy: “Like what men put stuff on to smell nice when they go out.”
Girl: “cologne?”
Boy: “ yeah that.”

by Weirdo170404 December 31, 2018

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

Smelly Richer

When a dick is smelly

My boyfriend has a smelly Richer

by Gelli Baff February 9, 2022

my smelly bum

you would usually hear a English person saying this ......thats it ....umm....ye bye.....BOIIoioiOioIoioIoioIoiOioioI

wow.....well why don't you just lick my smelly bum......exactly so back of u turnip.

by mysmellybum_face November 5, 2018

Smelly

Any guy named mike

Something is smelly! Oh it’s just Mike. Hasn’t showered in a few days

by Travelingpants12 April 27, 2023

fart smelly

fart smelly is a deadbeat mom who produces deadbeat kids, got all kids took away at birth, 1st kid doesn’t have a dad 6 dna test and no winning contestants, 2nd kid has a kid and doesnt do shit ( likes to baby trap ) also smelly kelly also known as fart smelly ( very fat and smelly ) doesnt do shit for her grandkid but wants to act like she’s involved. when fart smelly texts the bm to “her” grandchild she makes excuses and doesnt follow the rules of the babys schedule, argues with bm every couple weeks bc she didnt raise her kids and knowns that babys need to be on a schedule. repeats herself like a black woman. doesnt read context clues, has no backbone, is really fat and smelly, is sad and miserable, has a drug problem, is a brother and homie hopper, ran through, traumatizes kids and flashes them ( with lesbian tendencies ) did i mention shes really smelly? dates married guys names clitus, also hoped on his brother, very very very smelly, shaves everyday and skin feels like an alligator, smelly kelly so smelly her underwear super smelly, constantly has bv, bacterial vaginosis, and unbalanced ph. likes to hit on kids, doesnt care abt any of her kids and one grandchild, fights her kids as well, trys to run kids over with car, makes everything about her, smelly kelly is a nazi, fart smelly sharts her pants.

“ewwww ur a fart smelly”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”

“you need to stop acting like fart smelly”

“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”

“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”

by jim bithelll July 8, 2025

Smelly Mai

An idiot who dumps the sexiest man on the planet

I hate Smelly Mai

by Hi guys spidey here March 27, 2020