Smelly Christ

not to be confused with Shitty Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.

by barffbag October 13, 2018

Smelly bottoms

Anything from the waist down that stanks

A guy was sitting on the bus and when he got up all you smell smelly bottoms.

by The angry trucker 18 October 19, 2018

Smelly homo

A smelly homo that sucks pee pee everyday named Jolten

1st person: Hey dude the other day I saw Jolten sucking everyone’s pee pee in the locker room.
2nd person: Damn he a smelly homo XD.

by Mr.Caca October 25, 2018

my smelly bum

you would usually hear a English person saying this ......thats it ....umm....ye bye.....BOIIoioiOioIoioIoioIoiOioioI

wow.....well why don't you just lick my smelly bum......exactly so back of u turnip.

by mysmellybum_face November 5, 2018

Smelly

No u

Ur so FUCKING smelly

by Jacksman February 28, 2019

d Anthony's smelly piece

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.

sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away

maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece

by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018

Smellies

A word a boy describes cologne or aftershave as when they do not remember what it is called.

Boy: “for Christmas I got some money, clothes and some nice smellies.”

Girl: “what’s smellies?”
Boy: “Like what men put stuff on to smell nice when they go out.”
Girl: “cologne?”
Boy: “ yeah that.”

by Weirdo170404 December 31, 2018