Mitch

He’s the kind of guy to cheat on you and he’s also your brothers best friend and you dated cause you thought he was a nice guy but no

Phoenix: Yo is that Mitch
cassidy: *runs behind a tree*
Phoenix: get over him already

by Da phuc June 22, 2019

Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018