Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia

bruh she just is shes a jarring twat

by louuu_68 June 28, 2021

Jarring

Jarring means Annoying or Bothersome

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.

by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022

Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.

The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.

by QuelfTV October 28, 2019

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021