Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.
Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.
by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020
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Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.
I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
by clermontboy May 19, 2025
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A board game that is played like checkers comes with 5 BJS and sangs and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 black ninja 🥷 and 1 crime boss. Player 1 will have to choose the BJS and player 2 will have to choose the GanBJrastas and the black ninja and the crime boss. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created the board game BEJROVBREAST BEJROVBOOTY GanBJraStas capital. Banging backwards by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq January 04, 2023
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Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person
Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism
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Grogu capitalism

An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."

Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
by AhsokaTano April 12, 2023
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capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))
"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!
by Mainspring September 01, 2018
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Bitch with a capital C

This is a roundabout way to call someone a cunt without using the actual word
1) She's a "bitch with a capital C" for leaving him in a lurch. 2) Did you see how rude she was to that cashier? What a "bitch with a capital C."
by AZRPh December 28, 2023
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