Wisconsin cheesecurd

When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.

Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.

by Yeetadeet May 5, 2019

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Wisconsin Cheese Cakes

Corrine White's pussywad. Yummy

Lets eat some Wisconsin Cheese cakes

by cheesecakes_of_wisconsin May 24, 2020

Wisconsin cheddar chug

When you use a cheese grader on your smegma onto your partners rectum filling it with a beer of your choice then partner sits on your face and you chug it

Kayla gives a great Wisconsin cheddar chug

by Bobby_smegking October 19, 2025

Wisconsin Wraparound

the act of hanging someone upside down and going above them and jerking them off

Me and Billy went too give give each other a Wisconsin Wraparound

by runitdownrandy April 9, 2025

Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.

"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."

by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024