Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii

“Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii

Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron

by Jake Ballou October 13, 2008

wii nunchuck

A dildo used for wii boxing.

I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

Wii fitting

Purposely not opening someone’s message

I’m wii fitting Ben because I don’t really want to talk to him

by Jen Morton February 5, 2023

Wii-hab

Where a person should go that is addicted to the video game system Wii.

Rehabilitation for those who are addicted to video games in general.

"Dude, if you don't lighten up on playing Wii, we're gonna have to send you to Wii-hab!"

by 2Rebels March 13, 2010

Wii U

A dissapointment. Not nessiseraly bad, but underwelming. Just hearing the word puts you in a funk...

"Dont you EVER talk about the wii u EVER again."

by BuilderBosc April 27, 2021

wii tard

a person who is a retard who plays the wii

you're a fucking wii tard

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020