Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii

“Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii

Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron

by Jake Ballou October 13, 2008

Wii U

A dissapointment. Not nessiseraly bad, but underwelming. Just hearing the word puts you in a funk...

"Dont you EVER talk about the wii u EVER again."

by BuilderBosc April 27, 2021

Wii Rumble

When frustrated by a losing score on a Wii game, using your Wii controller to directly strike your opponent. Usually accompanied by any number of obscenities.

Feeling like her opponent cheated her out of the Wakeboarding high score, Andrea started a Wii Rumble to gain satisfaction.

by Reilly525 June 10, 2010

Wii elevator Snapchat

A Snapchat taken in the elevator with Wii elevator music playing in the background.

Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (blows nose in the elevator) (lisping, shyly) Arrrr, this here be me Wii elevator Snapchat.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 28, 2022

wii tard

a person who is a retard who plays the wii

you're a fucking wii tard

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020

WII

WII IS A WIN WIN SITUATION.

Yay! THAT WAS DEFINITLY A WII

by WII LOVER May 19, 2018