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money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
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the hair whip

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky
rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.
by mac rob June 11, 2006
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Walnut Whip

When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.
Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.
by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014
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pussy whipped

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?
by orangechicken October 9, 2004
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whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect
My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.
by maxramage150 December 30, 2021
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whip wham

a slang for short period or haste.
can u like hurry up so we can go to jem's perty in a whip wham.
by Mikoi February 6, 2008
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pre-whip

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.
Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”
by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019
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