Wesleyan University

Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.

Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."


Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."

by Cardinal2000 March 31, 2009

ron weasley

When a male/female delivers a male a hand job of the 'rough kind'.

Ron Weasly= Rough Wristie

"Wowza. That bitch just gave me a Ron Weasley"

by Patriceee January 14, 2010

Weslay

Someone who has an obsession with Ke$ha, has cool hair, a pimped out wardrobe, and has sex with multiple girls, sometimes at the same time..He is also pretty funny, not gay funny, but haha funny..

Did you see Weslay's hair, I think it looks better than his girlfriends.

Did you see Weslay hook up with a girl chasing an orange, he is the man!

by Ke$ha McColl July 15, 2010

ginny weasley

stupid bitch who does NOT deserve harry. or the weasley family. they're too cool for her. 'nuff said.

ginny weasley: i made out with everyone in gryffindor because i am a SLUT BITCH.

by poopfaceeeeeeeee December 31, 2009

Ron Weasley

To pull a Ron Weasley:

- To fail where others succeeded.
- To be the guy in the background to make someone look better.
- To talk complete and utter, unimportant crap.

What a Ron Weasley of a status update!

by Duggertron. April 7, 2011

Ohio Wesleyan

A small liberal arts college located in Central Ohio. Lots of asians, ugly girls, and fratsters. Still, good education.

Boy: Ohio Wesleyan? Never heard of it
Girl: OMG they gave me $18,000
Boy: Don't they give everyone that?

by Probably one of the ugly girls November 14, 2011

Nebraska Wesleyan University

A convent located in Omaha, Nebraska where hippy nuns are secretly assassins being trained to first take over the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo, and then NASA.

You: I hate the Henry Doorly Zoo.
Accomplice: Dude, just go to Nebraska Wesleyan University

You: Ok

by IClearlyKnowWhatImTalkingAbout September 25, 2012