birbs and wasps

An outback Australian way of saying "tits and ass"

John: "Oi Dazza, check out the birbs and wasps on that sheila"
Darren: "Fucken oath Johno"

by Barry Borgs April 21, 2018

Dirty Brown Washup

When you sit with your feet in the air, ass pointed directly up, and shit with such force the feces flies up in a parabola, landing on your own face.

Time to go give myself a quick Dirty Brown Washup.

by FugginAll7pmLong September 8, 2020

100,000 Wasps

There was a post that was posted on twitter as a 'giveaway' joke, meaning that, no wasps were actually sent to anyone's house.

James - "Man, I hope I win the 100,000 wasps"
John - "Bro you know its fake"
James - "Really? Oh well then.."

by Pancakism November 30, 2022

bee stung the wasp

When a "bottom" switches placed and becomes a "top" for a day, not used for known "switches".

Did you hear about Andrew and Caleb? Caleb managed to get Andrew to take it for once. The bee stung the wasp

by Lord_Racoon February 17, 2023

Pigeons and the Wasps

Lesbian/Gay sex ED. Basically opposite of the birds and the bees.

Told my dad I was gay and he was tryna give me the pigeons and the wasps talk.

by humtoitriley December 4, 2023

willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told

Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you

by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024

The friendly wasp

The friendly wasp is a sexual act requiring a wasp hailing from a Greek island, a glass bottle of Coca Cola and a willing participant. First start by capturing the insect inside of the bottle of coke, this is made marginally easier when at a dining table, with food present to attract the wasp.

Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.

My mate Joe went to Corfu this year and got talked into trying “The friendly wasp” , he said he tried it just for fun

by Larry Longbottom December 22, 2025