Wondering-blingery-doo

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.

Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."

by truthDrop July 18, 2009

1 Trip Wonder

Someone with a strong ability of unloading a maxed out car in one trip.

This dude has 3 boxes, 9 bags of groceries, a baby, the mail, and still has one free hand for shutting the trunk and opening the front the front door. He’s a 1 Trip Wonder.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2020

small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.

He was a small town wonder will big dreams.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Stevie Wonder bite

When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.

Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."

by joshua beans November 29, 2012

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

one hit wonder

A one-night stand.

You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.

Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.

by Shortey August 1, 2007