Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
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Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
Get the fake valentine mug.(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;
Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
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A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .
type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .
by moonvalentine February 2, 2023
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A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?
by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023
Get the Valentine's Day mug.The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
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