Rio Grande Valley

The Southernmost area of Texas that borders Mexico. It houses the two poorest counties in the nation (Hidalgo and Cameron). The cost of living is extremely low and if you are white and/or halfway successful, you are considered very rich. In high school, it is easier to get coke than weed, and easier to get weed than alcohol. About 86% of the valley is hispanic. South Padre Island is also located there, where spring break is insane.

The Rio Grande Valley is awesome for vacationing because of SPI and Mexico, but living there might be questionable.

by Javier Gonzales August 9, 2006

prescott valley

A boring little town about 8 miles away from Prescott, AZ. People don't do much in PV. Mostly just lay around and work. The vast and open fields are not much to lok at. The parties are plentiful and the beer flows rapidly. There are a couple neighboring cities that are just as small- Dewey, Humboldt, Mayer. It's not FUN to live there, but it's a place the 35,000 people have to cal home- willingly or not. Teenagers get bored very fast. School is no different. Bradshaw Mountain High School is shitty. People don't learn much, just enough to get by and get the superintendents their money. Its always fun going to school and being bored all day long.

Drive up from PHX about an hour and you can see Prescott Valley for yourself.

by lostinasmalltown June 22, 2008

Simi Valley

A place that is ghetto for the rich cities in Ventura county, but nice compared to the San Fernando valley. There is two movie theaters, 4 mcdonald's, 2 burger kings, more pizza places and parks than you can count, a mall, and almost nothing to do after 7pm. It is full of cops who pull you over if your car is dirty because they have nothing better to do, and everybody is a friend with at least one pothead. It is full of plastic people who never leave even though they complain about how boring it is and those who leave almost always come back.

"What can we do tonight in Simi Valley?"
"Nothing. Let's go to the Valley."

by Sagela November 23, 2009

Portola Valley

A place in NorCal where everyone has a soft Irish accent and gives gentle shoulder punches upon greeting.

Portola Valley *punch* *punch*

by Sweeteries October 31, 2012

Maple Valley

A city in King County, Washington. It's name was originally Vine Maple Valley, but the "vine" was taken off because it was too long. The city's school district is called Tahoma (coming from TAylor Creek, HObart, and MAple Valley).

I Live in Maple Valley.

by The Den Dweller December 21, 2008

Noe Valley

A neighborhood in San Francisco bounded roughly by Dolores St. on the east, Diamond Heights Blvd./Market St. on the west, 21st St. on the north, and 30th St. on the south. Lots of shops and restaurants, but not a big nightlife spot since everyone - OK, maybe not everyone, just about 98% of people - have a couple of young kids and a dog. A very yuppie place where people from the Marina neighborhood move to settle down, usually moving on to Marin County when their kids start school. When in Noe Valley, be sure to watch out for the legions of double-wide strollers that will run you over if you're not careful. Pretty much the polar opposite of The Brook in Harrisburg, PA.

Brad: "Well, we're finally moving into our new place in SF! I can't say I love Noe Valley, but at least we're close to some good bars and stuff. I'm at least glad we're still pretty young and not like those boring old yuppies with two kids and a dog."
Jen: "I know, this is great! Here, try this organic, sustainable white truffle sheep's milk barrel aged frozen yogurt."
Brad: "Where'd you get that?"
Jen: "At the farmer's market."
Brad: "Since when do you go to those?"
Jen: "Oh, I just stopped by after my yoga class this morning."
Brad: "Yoga?"
Jen: "Yeah, I just signed up. The fro-yo is yummy, but I wish it were vegan."
Brad: "Ew, vegan, really?"
Jen: "Yeah, we should probably stop eating animal products. Or at least make sure each animal gets at least 100 square feet, eats food prepared by a well-trained chef, and has a personal masseuse."
Brad: "What? Where did this come from? Who are you?"
Jen: "I'm pregnant."
Brad: "Pfft! Seriously?"
Jen: "It's twins. A boy and a girl. I'm thinking we should name them Bentley and Addison."
Brad: "You're kidding, right? Those are names?"
Jen: "Here, check out this stroller site. This double-wide is made by a small local artisan and is only $600."
Brad: "SIX HUNDRED?"
Dog: "Woof!"
Brad: "WTF?"
Jen: "Oh, this is Mr. Woofingtons, the Welsh corgi I just adopted."
Brad: "Mr. Woofingtons?"
Jen: "So, yeah, I'm so excited to live here too! I love this neighborhood!"
Brad: "WHY, NOE VALLEY, WHY???"

by Nicholas D July 28, 2012

fountain valley

The most over looked city in Orange County. Most people who live in The OC haven't heard of it. For those who don't know, it is between Huntington Beach, Westminister, and Santa Ana. It is home to about 2 Starbucks cafes and 20 7-11's.

Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.

Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.

Person 1: I live in Fountain Valley.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*

by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005