THE UPPER DECKER

The upper decker is when you shit in the tank of the toilet.

Man.. Tom is being a dick! I'm going to give him the upper decker before we bail!

by BigL830 August 18, 2017

miss fixer upper

a female who likes to help someone do little duties; female everyone remembers for being so nice

my friend Ali is so nice, she made my day by altering my stylist pen with tape, so it'd stay in it's holder; she's such a miss fixer upper!

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by winnipegdude July 13, 2012

Pathological One-upper

One-upping to such a degree, involving, caused by, or of the nature of a mental disease, where an upper is incapable of ever stopping and must refute any up of a fellow upper, even if the up makes no logical sense at all.

Regular One-upper: Dude, i bought a Jaguar last week. It's sick.
Pathological One-upper: Nice. I got an Aston a few days ago...
Regular One-upper: My Dad's getting a Bugatti Veyron today!
Pathological One-upper: That's nothing. For that much money you won't even get an apartment in my building. I have six.

by Wannaapppp! September 11, 2012

Fixer-upper

A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.

"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."

by Maddie S. September 17, 2008

one upper

A person who always has a better story. If you killed six goats, he or she killed 23. Most of the time they will get angry because you told a story about ONLY killing 6 goats.

Person 1: Wow, this is a nice view. How much land do you own?

Person 2: Umm, I think about 69 acres.

Person 3(One upper): YOU own 69 acres!?!?!?! MY UNCLE OWNS 178!!

by Drew Workman January 3, 2008

Fixer-upper

A real estate classic. If a home is a total piece of crap, the agent will call it a "fixer-upper".

Not that the agent is lying. You're gonna have to put a load of money into it to make it livable.

"The walls are peeling, there's mold everywhere, water drips where it shouldn't, windows all broken, there's a crazy man living in the basement but don't worry. It's a fixer-upper."

by WHOOOAAAa February 23, 2010

flipper-upper

When a female's lower stomach fat roll is so large it hangs down over the vagina making intercourse impossible until the fat roll is "flipped up" out of the way thus making her vagina attainable and intercourse possible.

Danny was ready to have sex with Corrina except for the fact that each time he reached for her vagina he got a hand full of her lower stomach fat. Danny finally figured out that if he "flipped her fat roll up" out of the way he could then reach her vagina and they could have sex.

Did you hear that Danny is dating Corrina? Man, she's fat! Dude, she's beyond fat, she's a "flipper-upper"

by Flower da Skunk January 20, 2010