Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 18, 2024

bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo

aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts

by Isreal October 7, 2023

turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 7, 2025

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Turbo Mode

A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.

Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.

Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!

Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch

10 seconds later

Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.

Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!

by Cazaam October 22, 2014

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

Turbo Spacka Bitch (TSB)

A Turbo spacka bitch goes beyond that of a ordinary spacka bitch. Turbo fuelled with alcohol.

Sexually retarded, peculiarly deformed. A TSB is just a bitch bully in a skirt.

Andrew said Trudie slapped his leg said he smells, fat and lives in dungeon so he called her a turbo spacka bitch (TSB)

by Cum Dumps October 6, 2019