Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023

turbo trace

a durry munching, nang puffing slag

“there goes turbo trace, what a slag.”

by hazeeyes April 10, 2024

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

Turboed

Doing something with great speed.

I turboed home, knowing I had some good snackage waiting for me

by CROSSFAD3D_OG March 28, 2019

quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt

Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt

by ЛАДА May 28, 2021

turbo

when it’s limp but still good and fast

“i’m limp”

“aww it’s my little turbo”

by Lolmyginit September 19, 2023

turbo dude

a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.

it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.

turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.

idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.

by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024