Tugboat

A massive woman who only makes money by giving great handjobs.

I was in a rough spot and needed a bit of a pull last night, so I went to this tugboat down by the river to get me where I needed to be.

by Gabby & Ty August 9, 2019

Tugboat

Slang for “-talking about”

Mane. Say. whattha’ale you tugboat?

by Jonnybkillinit September 30, 2019

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

Tuba

The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )

Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*

by Missourimans December 27, 2019

tumbachi

a racist word for every race.

you tumbachi! oh my god why? TF David. tumbachi.

by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020

tubal liegation

Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.

Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.

by QuacksO September 26, 2020

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 16, 2020