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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
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Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.
I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.
by OregonSushi May 10, 2021
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Diamond Trifecta

A woman who not only is amazing intimately but also in the kitchen. A woman who can be honest, faithful, real and true.
Dimond Trifecta. i won everything when that woman said she be mine. Unreplaceable unique one of a kind Diamond Trifecta.
by AlphaFemaleWolf75 September 13, 2021
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On TRIFECTA

Used for making full-hearted promises, it is used as substitution without using the term ‘on god’ and must only be used with full honesty. Can only be used within the GGDKL group.
“Bro last night I smashed five guys
“Say on trifecta bro das cap”
“On trifecta bro!”
by ggdkl February 28, 2022
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Showery Trifle

When a woman inserts a trifle into her vagina, stands over a man with gaping mouth and let's rip.
Kelly gave Kris a showery trifle. He was delighted
by U.C.C. May 31, 2022
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Showery Trifle

Inserting all of the ingredients for a trifle into ones vagina. Standing over a man's face with mouth agape and letting loose.
Em gave big D a showery trifle. He was satisfied with his dessert
by U.C.C. June 20, 2022
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The Trifecta

You hit a full-frontal nudie bar lunch buffet, a speaking-in-tongues church, and an AA meeting all in the same afternoon.
I'm feeling emotionally recharged after doing The Trifecta last Tuesday.
by The Poor Man July 2, 2022
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