first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.

After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.

by shrimp farmer March 24, 2010

Left and right

To have sex with someone, but wildly.

Brad: Damn bro, I just wanna fuck her left and right.

Ken: I feel you man.

by OfficialSecret January 16, 2018

The Price is Right

Thomas Hersh is backwards. If The Price is Right was only viewed by old people. why do they have specials for Firemen, Police Officers, Army/Navy/Coast Guard etc., and why is it that, when they just have regular shows, more than 60% of the audience is comprised of college students and people on vacation?

This is Bob Barker reminding you: Help control the pet population; have your pet spayed or neutered! Go bye everybody.

by not Thomas Hersh January 13, 2005

right-fucked

intoxicated to a satisfactory degree

"binge drinkers like me tend to get right-fucked pretty quickly"

by WhiteIce89 March 8, 2006

Religious Right

A bunch of extreme right-wing headcases who think that God talks to them (signs of schizophrenia?) and want to return our society to the Middle Ages. Noted mainly for racism, misogyny, and a complete lack of independent thought.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Right Wing

Known as Hard-Liners in most political parties around the word. In United States it’s ideology for traditional values is it’s basis. Modern day right wing Republicans are controlled by the Christian ideology.

The right wing of the Republicain Party secret motto for you is to REPRODUCE, OBEY, and CONSUME.

by John Hopper June 29, 2005

human right

noun, countable usually plural
1) a basic right that every person should have to be treated in a fair equal way without cruelty
2) the U.N. Commission on Human Rights
a Commission of the United Nations and whose members include China, Libya, Senegal, Sudan, and Zimbabwe all of which are notorious for gross violations of human rights

Mr. Doudou Diene (Senegal), Special Rapporteur of the Commission on Human Rights, was invited to Japan by the International Institute of the Juche Idea, a pro-Pyongyang organization. Go to North Korea!

by Shineya Chong November 11, 2005